Strip Club Enthusiasts...

Why should celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford, and Scarlett Johansson have all the lap dance fun? 

Anyone can now become a Lap Dance VIP and get up to $100 to have a lapdance at their favorite Strip Club.

Would you prefer to stand and be counted?  Or… to sit your butt down on a comfy chair and get your grind on? 

Actually, 'get grinded on'... with a lapdance that is!

We've put together the most Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer - all FREE!

Doesn't matter where you live. We're giving you CASH and Bonuses to go grab a lap dance at your local Strip Club, and online, all on us!

No need to adjust your computer monitor, refresh your screen, or check the internet connection... YES we’ve jumped off the deep end to give YOU the most buck wild LAP DANCE offer to ever rub up against your hard drive.

We pay the fee, you’re the V.I.P.

Even the number seven was never this lucky! 

That’s right, SEVEN 'stimulating' bonus gifts all there for the taking...

"Your Honest Opinion is Worth $98.90!

No BS. No Hype."

Go ahead, we dare you… make our YOUR day! 

Get it ALL before we come to our senses and put a stop to this insane offer. 

You must be thinking, “What's the hook, line, and sinker to this?”

Great, we thought you’d never ask.  NO hook, NO sinker.  The only lines around here are the two l-o-n-g ones running up the back of the stripper’s fishnet stockings. Seriously though...

"Give Us Your 2¢ Worth,

and We'll Give You

$98.90 in Cash and Bonuses

for Your Honest Opinion!"

All you have to do is tell about your most shocking strip club, stripper, bachelor party, or lapdance experience. Tell us your opinion. If you can combine sentences to form a few paragraphs, you’re in like flint partner. It’s that easy!

Short on ideas? 

No sweat…(well, maybe just little if she did it right!)

In that case, feel free to tell us a short story of what you saw at a strip club...even if you’ve never had a lap dance.   *Yes, there are some lapdance virgins out there - we'll cure that !

Or, a story you may have heard about from a wild bachelor party, strip club experience, bachelorette party (hey - women are more wild than men when enjoying strippers), or any stripper story you have.

If you're an exotic dancer (female or male), club owner or manager, DJ, bouncer, doorman, or cocktail waitress,  tell us your experiences with outrageous customers!

Don't like to type? We'll even provide you a voicemail number to call, so you can record your story. We'll do the typing for you! You just have to talk. How easy can that be?

Never been to a strip club? We're giving you cash to go. And, we're going to surprise you with some online strippers - you don't even have to leave the house if you don't want to!

"Why are we Being so Generous?"

We have a soon-to-be-released book regarding the Strip Club and LapDance Industry. It's totally different from anything else out there. Plus, very entertaining.

Since people like to read stories about other people's experiences, we thought it would be best to add in a few more 'juicy ones'. Great original stories are impossible to make up. That's why we need your input! Don't worry, we won't be using your name. It will be totally anonymous.

Several sponsors of our book are footing the bill to bring you this Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer. Go ahead. Spend their money!

YOU deserve the chance to get YOUR strip club story printed in our soon to be released book titled: _____  _____  _____  _____.

Yes, we're being secretive here as revealing what the actual title is. All in good time. However, you will be the first to know, days before the rest of the general public does.

Your Opinion = $98.80 in Cash and VIP Bonuses

"Lap Dance VIP Status Awaits You"

$98.90 in Total Value - ALL FREE!

Don’t bother pinching yourself, it’s not a dream.

HURRY! - Very Limited Time Only

"There's Only so Much FREE 'BOOTY'

(in cash & bonuses) to go Around." 

Don’t come crying to us when your buddies 'get some' before you do.  Can you image the endless hours of heckling you’ll endure if you delay?  

You’re the one that has to live with yourself if you miss out. 

"Claim YOUR Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer Before Our Sponsors Come to Their Senses and Stop This Insane Giveaway!"

Luck of the Irish is not required…but you’re at the end of the lap dance rainbow. Now it's time to take action and claim your Lap Dance VIP Status. 

* CLICK HERE * Sign Up to Claim Your VIP Cash & Bonuses

P.S.   There's another secret giveaway bonus - SUPER VIP BONUS #8. You must Register Now to find out what it is!

P.P.S.   How do you feel now?  We almost couldn’t believe our own generosity! This Irresistible Lap Dance Bonus Offer is all about YOU.  

P.P.P.S.   Take advantage of this offer today! Any other questions you may have will be answered, and further instructions will be emailed to you, after you register.

P.P.P.P.S.   Grab Your Share of 'BOOTY' while it’s still hot!